The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded