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Im Shannen , 19 and I love Supernatural and Harry Potter and yay fandoms :)

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

Posted 20 hours ago With 36,877 notes

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

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Posted 20 hours ago With 416,061 notes

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x


And that wolverine and Loki are bisexual

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

And that wolverine and Loki are bisexual

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

Posted 20 hours ago With 74,557 notes

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

Posted 20 hours ago With 37,916 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

Posted 20 hours ago With 26,053 notes

mitchdahbitch:

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ill take the one in the red 

Posted 20 hours ago With 43,457 notes

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

Posted 20 hours ago With 630,743 notes

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

Posted 20 hours ago With 496,878 notes

platinia:


Bottled up emotions.

This is art

platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art